Some great quotes….
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” —Will Ferrell
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” —Jim Carrey
“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” —Dave Barry
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” —Rodney Dangerfield
Something to ponder….
All babies are born with blue eyes.
Cats are not able to taste anything that is sweet.
Snails take the longest naps with some lasting as long as three years.
Hippopotamus milk is pink.
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